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Puke Box

For cats.
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My cat has a way of puking all over the carpet. I presume she likes to puke on carpet, so why not make a little litter box type of thing but instead of litter its the finest carpet practically ever. The little devil will think she's really taking home gold when she pukes all over this 2x2 foot square piece of something I paid 20 bucks for at the petstore, but really I had it planned all along.... Muahahahahaaaaahahaaaa!!!!!!!!

edit: we might be able to use bluetooth to somehow control a cat's gag reflex, if this dosen't work out.

daseva, Aug 12 2009


       $20? Seems a lot for a piece of puke carpet. But I think the real problem here is encapsulated in the first 2 words of the description.
bungston, Aug 12 2009

       [+] except for the bluetooth stuff
FlyingToaster, Aug 12 2009

       20 USD, yes. The unit would be washable, reusable... Some handy material science will have to be performed to optimize the carpetishness for cat hurling while preserving reusability; not an easy task I imagine, hence the price.
daseva, Aug 12 2009

       they think they're doing you a favour by puking on something that will soak it up... or at least trying to minimize their own "ick" factor if they step in it at a later time.
FlyingToaster, Aug 12 2009

       // to somehow control a cat's gag reflex //   

       A VERY tight collar ......
8th of 7, Aug 12 2009

       There must be some way to work in Schroedinger here.
RayfordSteele, Aug 12 2009

       //My cat has a way of puking all over the carpet.//   

       Don't leave grass lying about the house.
skinflaps, Aug 12 2009

       I can't help she has a drug problem, too, [skinflaps]. At least that's what I thought she had so I bought her some. It definitely stopped the crying.
daseva, Aug 12 2009

       Trying to outsmart a cat? There's just no way.
zeno, Aug 12 2009

       There's no snooze button on a cat.
skinflaps, Aug 12 2009

       Just get a catflap with an "eject" button .....
8th of 7, Aug 12 2009

       The cat will know the carpet is expendable and therefore won't use it. I don't know how they know, they just do.
Gamma48, Aug 12 2009

       They know because they are the incarnation of pure Evil.
8th of 7, Aug 13 2009

       I saw the title, and was reminded of the vicar's sermon:
"The congregation is reminded again that the box at the back of the church labelled "For the Sick" is intended for monetary contributions."
coprocephalous, Aug 13 2009

       //A swift kick up the ronzer every time they chunder on the carpet worked wonders for them.// That makes you my enemy. Starts plotting.
xenzag, Aug 13 2009

       // That makes you my enemy //   

       We never thought we'd say this, but our enemy's enemy is our friend .....   

       <Deploys deflector shield to protect [UB], locks targeting systems onto [xenzag]>
8th of 7, Aug 13 2009

       Shouldn't this scale of warring be equipped with some sort of protocol? Decency? Men with bayonettes all standing in line?? Instead we throw brackets up and make moves with haste. How disgusting.. Aww, screw it! Let's get 'em Xen!<<unsheaths sword and stabs into the ground, summoning Pickles the gigantic Cat Lord with laser beams mounted on his megawhiskers>>
daseva, Aug 13 2009

       Cat Mercenaries. How very appropriate......
8th of 7, Aug 13 2009

       //locks targeting systems onto [xenzag]>// oh yea - well I'm not the one who kicks cats around. Nasty.
xenzag, Aug 13 2009

       // I'm not the one who kicks cats around. //   

       "And with that, the case of Regina Vs. [xenag] was proven".   

       // Nasty //   

       Good description of a fur-covered amoral flea-hotel whose primary life skills include crapping in flower beds and gratuitously executing increasingly rare birds .....
8th of 7, Aug 13 2009

       I always judge people by their reaction to cats.
xenzag, Aug 13 2009

       So do we.
8th of 7, Aug 13 2009

       So do they.
skinflaps, Aug 13 2009

       <Pickles leans over Xen and starts to heave>
daseva, Aug 14 2009

       I find the company of cats infinitely preferable to that of most humans. Many local cats also frequently choose my company over that of their owners. I take this as a compliment.
xenzag, Aug 14 2009

       They're just waiting for you to die, so they can eat your face.
8th of 7, Aug 14 2009

       <heaving steadily escalates in pitch and volume>
daseva, Aug 14 2009

       You know the thought of the cat flap "eject button" option sounds kind of cool. I envisioned myself punching the GO button, while Claire stood in front of the flap. Suddenly she would be catapulted in the air, over the dog house, over the bird house, over the garage, and right onto 8th of 7's big fat head. YAY. 10 POINTS FOR CLAIRE.   

       Next up... my new house mate's cat, [monkey].
blissmiss, Aug 17 2009

       // right onto 8th of 7's big fat head. //   

       <sharpens spike on Pickelhaub, grins smugly>
8th of 7, Aug 17 2009

       And believe it or not, this idea is brought around to you by today's click on the " random " button.
normzone, May 06 2015


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