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Pulsating Bowler

 bowler hat with pulsating zones
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Pulsating Bowler looks exactly like every other well made bowler hat except for one major difference: this one has pulsating zones that pop in and out at random. The lightweight low energy apparatus that powers this pulsating action is stored within the space above the head under the top of the hat. The pulsations serve no practical purpose but can be programmed on the deluxe version to deliver morse coded messages or be synchronised to any music in the locale.

Unlike traditional black bowlers, Pulsating Bowlers are available in a variety of bright colours.

—xenzag, Jun 16 2025

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       Great. A bubonic bowler.   

       Does it shake? Does it shimmy? Does it ooze? Does it massage the cranium on the inside? Only black?
—minoradjustments, Jun 16 2025
   

       So then, not to be confused with The Bowler in the movie Mystery Men?
—normzone, Jun 16 2025
   

       It pulsates. This seems sufficient for a bowler hat. Other hats may offer more or less and I have already proposed several on this platform.
—xenzag, Jun 16 2025
   

       When you say "pulsating"... do you mean it bulges outward physically, like when you squeeze an under inflated balloon?
—21 Quest, Jun 17 2025
   

       Does the Super Deluxe version come in tinfoil, you know, to protect our halfbaked ideas from being read by evil alien overlords (or the gummit)?
—whatrock, Jun 17 2025
   

       I was picturing a pendulum like ten-pin ball release.   

       Now I just don't even   

       Yes to 21’s question - like squeezed balloons but only in small zones.
—xenzag, Jun 17 2025
   


 

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