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Massive Inflatable Ego

For intimidation
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Now available from BorgCo, a huge, inflatable brain-shaped balloon, printed to look like the convolutions of the cerebrum, with EGO printed in big, black letters on the front, and a dimple moulded into the underside so that the wearer's head fits in. A chinstrap is attached to hold the assembly in place.

Intended to be worn during flame wars, online shouting matches, or when trolling.

The DeLuxe version has battery-powered lighting effects installed, giving the appearance of a huge, buzzing, flashing brain in rapid operation.

Please check your size before ordering: S, M, L, Xl, XXL, XXXL, XXXXL and [UnaBubba]/[21Quest].

Warning: this product may cause the wearer to get stuck in doorways if used correctly.

8th of 7, Oct 18 2009

e-Dueling - not Trolling e-Dueling_2c_20not_20Trolling
Inspirational [8th of 7, Oct 18 2009]

Massive Inflatable Dog Massive_20Inflatable_20Dog
Depressing [8th of 7, Oct 18 2009]

What you might look like http://irishgothich...ISLAND_EARTH-13.jpg
(it's one of the mutants from the excellent "This Island Earth") [xenzag, Oct 18 2009]

Gravity defying ego. http://picdit.files...008/08/balloon2.png
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 18 2009]


       that's nothing, I'm wearing the "Simon Cowell" in a pretty pink and silver...
po, Oct 18 2009

       I think it should have a flexible rubber skin, and a handy pump attachment, so you can inflate it a little more when you post a particularly withering put-down of some internet troll scum. [+]
pocmloc, Oct 18 2009

       Very Paris Hiltonish, but then she would be far too shy to wear it.
blissmiss, Oct 18 2009

       Yes - completely unsuitable for shy, self-effacing types like Madonna, Britney Spears, and Hilary Clinton.....
8th of 7, Oct 18 2009

       My ego is fairly small. But it's better than everyone else's.
wagster, Oct 18 2009

       Does anyone need that? Should we encourage huge egos? I would probably stick a pin in every one I saw.   

       Still, It will be good to scare people, and work as a warning flag. + just because it would be funny to see people in them.
Rmac, Oct 18 2009

       //I'll take two// one for each end ?
FlyingToaster, Oct 18 2009

       Note to purchasers: [Ian Tindale] sized inflatable egos require the recipient to have mechanical handling equipment available, due to their mass and bulk, even in the deflated state. Please ensure you have stacker truck, crane, and facilities to store a crate 3m x 3m x 3m.   

       (Nice link, [2fries]. Exactly right - now all it needs is the chinstrap and the flashing lights.]
8th of 7, Oct 19 2009

       2 fries, what a link. Very cool.
blissmiss, Oct 19 2009


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