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Pussy Placement

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Our cat Twizzle has agreed, through provision of a paw print, to have a logo emblazoned on his sides. This is part of a sponsorship deal that should earn him enough to pay for his cat food and vet's bills and with luck will make us rich behond our wildest dreams.

The plan is to place an appropriate template on his coat, shave off the exposed fur and reveal a subtle and tasteful logo. We plan to start with cat foods, progress through sports wear and maybe we will get to holidays and perfumes.

Hang on! He's just run off.

DenholmRicshaw, Jun 08 2008

Meowch! http://pubs.caes.ug...pubs/pubcd/C904.htm
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 08 2008]

for every ceiling.... http://www.ceiling-cat.com/ceilingcat.jpg
.....there is a cat [xenzag, Jun 09 2008]

Pussy Painting http://www.whypaintcats.com/
Some people have tame cats [DenholmRicshaw, Jun 09 2008]

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       You could do this more effectively by waxing. You just need one of those Veet things, but use a stencil to dust part of it with flour to render it non-sticky, leaving the logo adhesive.   

       Slap. Thwwikk. Meow. Cheque's in the post.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 08 2008
  

       Make sure Twizzle doesn't find out about the escape claws.   

       Branding ?
8th of 7, Jun 08 2008
  

       Er - [MB] please assure everyone that your brilliant, lateral mind just thought of dusting Veet with flour only moments after reading this idea. You've never done this before have you?   

       [8/7] ...with lasers?
DenholmRicshaw, Jun 08 2008
  

       Red-hot irons would be the cheapest method. Mind you the smell of singed fur is pretty nauseating.   

       Looking forward to MaxCo's new 13-part correspondance course in "How to peel your cat".
8th of 7, Jun 08 2008
  

       [8/7], was that a typo? Should it have read //"How to peel your cat// off the ceiling."?
Canuck, Jun 09 2008
  

       // was that a typo? //   

       No.   

       #include <EOSSACR.H>
8th of 7, Jun 09 2008
  

       You're going to hell, and it's going to be all cats.
nomocrow, Jun 09 2008
  

       Doesn't Nike already do this with a Tiger?
Noexit, Jun 09 2008
  

       They do but with paint and that could be poisonous.   

       I would have posted Pussy Painting but it's been done, see link.
DenholmRicshaw, Jun 09 2008
  

       // see link //   

       Deeply disturbing, and yet at the same time in a way aesthetically pleasing .....
8th of 7, Jun 09 2008
  

       So what is the marketing connotation? Angry punk cats, mange, or branding irons?
WcW, Jun 09 2008
  

       All of the above, apparently.
8th of 7, Jun 10 2008
  
      
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