h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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A system of government based on which pile of bananas the monkeys pick from first, all monkeys to be elected by the STB (single transferable banana) voting system. This would save a great deal of time currently spent on listening to politicians in order to to choose your favourite - since monkeys are
much easier to prioritise.
To provide a democratically fair and just random selection of banana by the monkeys, the bananas will be loaded on a lazy Susan consisting of a rapidly rotating three metre disc of cheese, cooled to near absolute zero, floating over electromagnets.
A side-benefit of this would be encouraging the development of room-temperature superconductors, which would have many advantages - such as superconducting toupees, which might reduce the number of lightning strike injuries.
In order to enliven election-day coverage, the diverse and democraticaly representative presentation panel will attempt to settle various long-standing topics for good. Like why anyone would think twisting long balloons into animal shapes is even vaguely interesting, and whether an SI unit for analogy strength would be a good idea.
Obviously, the plagerism of these ideas required a time machine.
(?) Prior art
Still_20not_20an_20idea [normzone, Apr 15 2011]
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Baked, and halfbaked, to death. Beating a dead horse
with a stick, sort of baked. |
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you mean (for the) interruption. |
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I don't know about the rest of you, but waiting for the answer of, "how to keep an idiot in suspense?" is killing me... |
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Also, I am withholding my bone, I have a sneaky suspicion that is where the real testes. |
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Oh why are we wayyyy-ting?
We are suff-o-cating... |
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A *still* is a contraption for distilling moonshine, so I would say that *still* IS an idea! |
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dentworth likes placeholders |
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//I don't know what Loris is planning// [Loris] has already
told us ([normzone] gets it (as [spidermother] will have
said])). Must be planning on waiting
long enough for
everyone to have forgotten. |
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[marked-for-deletion] redundant with an existing placeholder idea complete with placeholder summary, body, and annotations. |
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//([normzone] gets it)// That's what I said! |
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[marked-for-expiry] No fun - reference was deleted. |
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