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Jinbish

Hello, this is my top ten: http://tinyurl.com/2mq8xw

-- This is the 'bone --

This is the 'bone
Who voted? Unbeknown.
This is the 'bone
If I'd only known, the 'bone.

Of my elaborate plans, the bone.
Of everything that stands, the bone.
No safety or surprise, the bone.
I’ll never look into your fishy eyes... and moan.

Baked, baked, baked, baked, baked, baked.

This is the 'bone
Who voted? Unbeknown.
This is the 'bone
If I'd only I'd thought about Flocking Road Cones.

It hurts to have to delete
But you're not pastry, made from wheat
The end of laughter and mega pies
The end of ideas I tried to fly...

This is the bone.

'jinbish' at good old hotmail

[Jun 26 2002, last modified Mar 08 2011]

   
(+3) Anti Pitch Invasion Travelator
(+33, -4)(+33, -4)(+33, -4) Anti-Procrastination Chair
(+17, -2)(+17, -2) Auto Inflate Cushion Slacks
(+5) Automatic "Edgy"
(+24)(+24)(+24) Bread and Cheese* Perfect** Riffle Shuffle Machine
(+1) CCTV Net Curtains
(+2) Coathanger shaped chair backrest
(+5, -3) Coupe Toupee
(+6, -5) Cyclist Detection Unit
(+4) Cyclone toilet cubicle
 De Bergerac on De Mand
(+15)(+15) Dishwasher Safe
(+9)(+9) Dummy Car
(+8)(+8) Dungeons & Dragons Calculator
(+2) Escalator Decompression Chamber
(+19)(+19) Faraday's Café
(+4, -1) Finger Based Anti-Rottweiler Protection Shoes
 Fortune Auto-Teller
(+11, -4) Freshen-Up
(+7, -1) "Full Piece" Reconfigurable One Man Band Orchestra
(+14, -1)(+14, -1) Gesture Transition Gloves
(+15, -1)(+15, -1) GiantEtchasketch
(+4, -3) Goldfish Pool Balls
(+10)(+10) Graduated Light
(+2) Half-Baked Alaska?
(+17)(+17) Halfbakery's been everythin I've ever had
 Hans Blix-krieg
(+5) HB Challenge Board
(+1) HB filter view: Sort by X in reverse order
(+8, -7) HB Kangaroo Court
(+7, -4) HB trading cards
(+7, -1) Individual Zeppelins.
(+9, -5) Iron Pigeon Poo
(+4, -3) J Book Air
(+1) L.L.L. (Triple L)
(+6) Legalise Comedy Dueling
(+6) London Mini-HB-con
(+3) Milk Pipettes
(+6) Mini Halfcon London, Feb 2007
(+26)(+26)(+26) Monster Truck Ambulance
(+5, -2) Multiple Spread Dispensing Butter Knife
(+3, -1) "Nearly there" light
(+6, -2) No Holds Barred January Sales
(+13, -1)(+13, -1) Olympic Beer Throwing
(+6) Personal Potential Cycling Counterweight
(+5) Phoney Kidnapping Motivation Service
(+3, -1) Pimp my Capacitor
(+42, -1)(+42, -1)(+42, -1) Police Issue Doughnut Protector
(+8)(+8) Priced out!
(+4) Propeller Hat Windfarms
(+6) Python Park.
(+9)(+9) Sausage Thermo Tube
(+8, -1) Shopping Trolley-Scooter combo
(+7) Sit Down Dampening Trousers
(+1) Sky-like Sunshine Prism Clock
(+5) Solutions at the bottom of beer glasses
(+8)(+8) Stop & Platform Prose and Poetry
(+1) String Phone Handset
(+7) Table Tennis Video Codec
(+2) Teasmade Heated Floor Mat
(+1) Telescopic Umbrella
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) The Golden Croissant
(+5, -3) Two-handed Toothbrush
 VineCar
(+20, -2)(+20, -2) Vuvuzela Bagpipes
(+22, -2)(+22, -2)(+22, -2) Want a fight? Come on Inn!
(+67, -1)(+67, -1)(+67, -1) Welcome Back
(+5) Wheels of Penmanship
 

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