Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Rocks and sticks trail mix

Crunch down on some nature while you're on the trail
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Good Ol' Raisins and Peanuts just isn't cutting it anymore, and store-bought trailmixes don't have the same rugged appeal. Rocks N' Sticks trail mix packs the joy of scavenging nutrients from nature into a readily available snack! With fun bits and bobs like pretzel sticks, chocolate rocks, bits of jerky, and other delicious wild treats!
mace, Nov 25 2020

edible aquarium gravel https://nuts.com/ch...te-rocks/rocks.html
Mmmmmmmm, crunchy [mace, Nov 25 2020]

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       I'm pretty sure confectionery looking like gravel already exists, and I've eaten some.   

       Gravel (or garden mulch) which looked like liquorice allsorts might be briefly amusing.
pertinax, Nov 25 2020
  

       Ideal for the herbaceous beds around a gingerbread house, no doubt.
8th of 7, Nov 25 2020
  

       Where do you live [mace]? Around here, the trails are made of wood, earth, and stone, not //pretzel sticks, chocolate ..., bits of jerky//.   

       Is there a cottage? With a nice old lady and an oven?
pocmloc, Nov 25 2020
  

       Do you mean to tell the witches in your local haunted forest do not live in gingerbread houses with cookie shingles and gumdrop patios?
mace, Dec 05 2020
  

       Not all of them; houses on chicken legs have seen a comeback recently, and giant shoes are still popular in some localities with those who have large families.
8th of 7, Dec 05 2020
  

       Let's see ... Hiking the Grand Canyon barefoot (strategic error), staying longer than our food stores camping in rural San Diego, and hitchhiking around the USA as a teen, all have caused me to indulge in ... improvised cuisine.
normzone, Dec 05 2020
  

       ^ Your food stores went camping with you?
whatrock, Dec 05 2020
  

       // (strategic error) //   

       <Gratuitous pedantry >   

       Actually, that's a tactical error as it is a detail of implementation ; hiking in the Grand Canyon is the larger "strategic" error.   

       </Gratuitous pedantry >
8th of 7, Dec 05 2020
  

       //Your food stores went camping with you?//   

       {spooky music...}   

       They never came back ...
pertinax, Nov 09 2023
  
      
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