A nondescript warehouse is situated on a street at the rear
end of Buckingham Palace.
Inside the warehouse, a dazzling crown sits atop a
empty glass tank. The tank is the size of a school
and is draped in royal red velvet curtains. At select times
drawn to reveal to the public the air-tight
which contains a captured fart / morning breath from every
volunteering member of royalty on Earth.
Visitors are able to walk round the perimeter of the Air
Display, and though its contents are tantalisingly
tour guide headsets resembling gas masks can be hired for
pumping replica scents into the wearer's nose.
Leaflets contain info on the contributing kings, queens,
and duchesses, and the times, locations and manner of
contributions. For those feeling inspired by their visit an
window is provided for contributing to the Public Air
Available for purchase in the gift shop are smaller fish-tank
sized 'Royale' Air Displays, containing farts from royal family
impersonators. Give your home a false air of royalty today!