Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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School Of Acting And Table Waiting

Because, come on.
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The two careers most often engaged in together are aspiring actor and waiter / aspiring actress and waitress.

So learn both skills at one school that combines both arts in one campus.

8:00 AM - Practical aesthetic acting technique
9:00 - Method acting: becoming another person
10:00 - Remembering orders without writing them down
11:00 - Negotiating that big contract
12:00 - Busing your own tables when the bus boy is nowhere to be found.
1:00 - How often should you go to tryouts and what to do if you drop a tray of dishes. (special guest speaker)

Conveniently located halfway between Universal Studios and Denny's.

doctorremulac3, May 04 2020

Busbar https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busbar
Go with the flow ... [8th of 7, May 05 2020]

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[Voice, May 05 2020]


       I used to be such a good waitress. I loved serving people good food. I couldn't have done it if I didn't believe in the quality of the food served. Now with the normal aging process, my memory isn't good enough. Nor is my back. Nor my feet, or my neck.   

       Ha, just throw me away. But wait, maybe with this idea I could become the next Joan Crawford or Betty Davis. Yes... a whole new profession. It's never too late.
blissmiss, May 05 2020

       I've never been a waiter but I've bused tables. Got fired though. Guess I just wasn't busboy material.
doctorremulac3, May 05 2020

       I've had a few waiters who were only pretending to know how to do their job, does that count?   

       doctor, I read that as "busted" tables. It's early here...But that visual made me laugh. The waiter walks in and busts the table right up. Yes
blissmiss, May 05 2020

       What? I was supposed to "bus" the tables? Well no wonder I was fired.
doctorremulac3, May 05 2020

       // Guess I just wasn't busboy material. //   

       Could you be busbar material ? How conductive are you ?   

       Would it bother you if we attached terminals to you, then applied a very high voltage and measured the current flow ?
8th of 7, May 05 2020

       I'm about 100,000 ohms so you're not going to get much.   

       Take my word for it.
doctorremulac3, May 05 2020

       We're not very trusting.   

       "Igor ! Raise the biggest lightning rod ! "
8th of 7, May 05 2020


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