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The two careers most often engaged in together are
actor and waiter / aspiring actress and waitress.
So learn both skills at one school that combines both arts
in one campus.
8:00 AM - Practical aesthetic acting technique
9:00 - Method acting: becoming another person
- Remembering orders without writing them
11:00 - Negotiating that big contract
12:00 - Busing your own tables when the bus boy is
nowhere to be found.
1:00 - How often should you go to tryouts and what to do
you drop a tray of dishes. (special guest speaker)
Conveniently located halfway between Universal Studios
Go with the flow ... [8th of 7, May 05 2020]
Voice's driving school and discount taxi service
[Voice, May 05 2020]
||I used to be such a good waitress. I loved serving
people good food. I couldn't have done it if I didn't
believe in the quality of the food served.
Now with the normal aging process, my memory isn't
good enough. Nor is my back. Nor my feet, or my
||Ha, just throw me away. But wait, maybe with this
idea I could become the next Joan Crawford or Betty
Davis. Yes... a whole new profession. It's never too
||I've never been a waiter but I've bused tables. Got
fired though. Guess I just wasn't busboy material.
||I've had a few waiters who were only pretending to know how to do their job, does that count?
||doctor, I read that as "busted" tables. It's early here...But that
visual made me laugh. The waiter walks in and busts the table
right up. Yes
||What? I was supposed to "bus" the tables? Well no wonder I
||// Guess I just wasn't busboy material. //
||Could you be busbar material ? How conductive are you ?
||Would it bother you if we attached terminals to you, then applied a very high voltage and measured the current flow ?
||I'm about 100,000 ohms so you're not going to get much.
||"Igor ! Raise the biggest lightning rod ! "