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Seven sphincter fanfare is a body-state/moment. It is based on the
idea that the chakras are all sphincter-like ring muscles that can get
into perfect circular geometries and thus harmonically aligned
ratios, when engaged correctly, so that one can aspire, through a
practice of yoga/diet/singing
and meditation, to achieve a 7part
harmonic ratio between the radii of the 7 body meridian sphincters:
anus, prostate, solar plexus, heart, vocal tract, osculum, and
nimbus. Ok, I just made osculum and nimbus up but they sound right
for sphincter-shaped muscles at the 6th and 7th chakras.
I invite you to start by thinking the right stuff repetitively, until you
got in a place where you were seeing the right stuff, so that you
could start to sing a certain note, which would then make your heart
sphincter resonate, which in turn would make your emotional solar
plexus thing vibrate in harmony, followed by your peeing and farting
in harmony -- at what ever perfect combination of tones make up
interesting 7 part harmonies. You could experiment to determine
the best outcome. --- Although... I could have it totally upside down
and it might be better starting at the other end. I don't know.
Almost discovered quite a long time ago?
[bhumphrys, Jan 14 2014]
||The mouth is sphinter-like, and used for singing.
||I had a scan done of my heart...the valve structure resembles anuses and vaginas. Design will out. What were we talking about? Should I be embarassed?
||Ear-holes are open and round, no sphincters needed.
||Embarassment is the most embarassing thing, it's best to
act nonchalantly at all times. Make others feel
embarassed for you, and it's truly only they who are
embarassed. That's part of the philosophy of the seven
||The very very rude version being the Whoremonica. (apologies)
||[rcarty]'s description of *embarrassment* is awesome
but *osculum and nimbus* sound like some super-hero