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Sex Pistols Plant Feeding Holiday Cuckoo Clock

get Johnny Rotten to feed your prize plant
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Instead of a cuckoo, at the appointed hours during your holiday, a small Johnny Rotten head emerges from inside the clock, and gobs out a jet of sticky goo, which shoots across the room and lands on the soil of your carefully positioned potted plant.

This goo is a plant feeder mix, and is sold separately.

At other times and with minor adjustments, Johnny Rotten can be re-aimed, re-filled and timed to shoot out blobs of honey that splat down on your breakfast toast.

Not to be used for gobbing unto unwelcome guests.

xenzag, Aug 04 2019

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       Well this is just gonna work hand in hand with my flow-hive system.   

       Isn't the esteemed Mr. Rotten the gentleman who now appears in tweeds advertising Country Life butter?
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 06 2019
  

       Everyone on the Halfbakery loves a good clock idea. I'll use this to add a splash of milk to my cup of tea.
hippo, Aug 06 2019
  
      
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