Instead of a cuckoo, at the appointed hours during your
holiday, a small Johnny Rotten head emerges from inside
the clock, and gobs out a jet of sticky goo, which shoots
across the room and lands on the soil of your carefully
positioned potted plant.
This goo is a plant feeder mix, and is
At other times and with minor adjustments, Johnny
can be re-aimed, re-filled and timed to shoot out blobs
honey that splat down
on your breakfast toast.
Not to be used for gobbing unto unwelcome guests.