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Sexual injury insurance

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To Cover the bearer if they are injured or contract a disease during sex.
bob, Mar 04 2016

How to injure yourself during sex, and have fun doing it. http://www.goodtokn.../Suspended-Congress
You might also gain some enlightenment. That is if you don't end up in the hospital. [blissmiss, Mar 04 2016]



       Does this include the "covering" by a suitable pedigree specimen in the sense used by livestock breeders?
DenholmRicshaw, Mar 04 2016

       Guess it would make the job of insurance adjuster more interesting.
doctorremulac3, Mar 04 2016

       "So, Mr. Shtumpff, tell me in your own words how the capybara came to be engulfed in flame."
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 04 2016

       Gerald Shtumpff stared at the floor, licking his lips.   

       Moments like this were what he lived for. Despite the ever increasing premiums, explaining how he had been injured was the most exciting thing he had ever experienced.   

       Granted, it was becoming increasingly difficult to obtain the same level of thrill as before.
normzone, Mar 04 2016

       ...however, next time he planned to do this under his own funding, with no grant.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 04 2016

       Grant had not survived the capybara's bite.
normzone, Mar 04 2016

       Tantra sex has built in hazards. Not that I would know, of course. Funny idea. Maybe even a good idea. I'm giving this a bun. (And somehow that ended up sounding sort of naughty.)
blissmiss, Mar 04 2016

       Grant and Mrs. Grant was buried in Grant's tomb.
popbottle, Mar 05 2016


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