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Does this include the "covering" by a suitable pedigree
specimen in the sense used by livestock breeders? |
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Guess it would make the job of insurance adjuster
more interesting. |
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"So, Mr. Shtumpff, tell me in your own words how the
capybara came to be engulfed in flame." |
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Gerald Shtumpff stared at the floor, licking his lips. |
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Moments like this were what he lived for. Despite the ever increasing premiums, explaining how he had been injured was the most exciting thing he had ever experienced. |
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Granted, it was becoming increasingly difficult to obtain the same level of thrill as before. |
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...however, next time he planned to do this under his
own funding, with no grant. |
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Grant had not survived the capybara's bite. |
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Tantra sex has built in hazards. Not that I would know, of
course. Funny idea. Maybe even a good idea. I'm giving this a
bun. (And somehow that ended up sounding sort of naughty.) |
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Grant and Mrs. Grant was buried in Grant's tomb. |
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