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Why? Well, don't you think shoes would look better with ponytails hanging down their heels?
A normal-size shoe might have a small, discreet ponytail, while thigh-length boots would provide the length necessary for longer, lusher locks. The ponytail attaches to the heel with a clip,
allowing you to add, remove or change it whenever you wish.
There's no particular reason why the choices should be restricted to ponytails - pigtails and other styles could also work, but ponytails strike me as the most stylish choice for shoe heel hair: elegantly understated, yet eye-catchingly attractive and appealingly quirky.
We recognise that some of you might feel a twinge of worry, concerned that people might stroll past you without glancing back and noticing your novel accessory. (If you dress in cutting-edge fashion in a forest, and nobody sees you, are you still a trend-setter?)
Fear not! We plan to commission leading experts in the field of ponytail physics (see link) to write instructions giving our ponytail-purchasers advice on how to achieve maximum ponytail resonance - walking cadence synchronisation.
Ponytail resonance - walking cadence synchronisation warning technology
We will commission [hippo]'s team of experts to help those who want their ponytails to be as swinging as they are [imaginality, Aug 12 2007]
A selection from our product range. (Note: heads not included.) [imaginality, Aug 12 2007]
Tails for all
Ponytails for shoes not quirky enough for you? Try this! [imaginality, Aug 12 2007]
The origin of the phrase [imaginality, Aug 12 2007]
Throw out your old shoe horns and be free
[normzone, Aug 12 2007]
Non-artist's impression [imaginality, Aug 12 2007]
||Odder things have happened as apparel fads. See link for the ideal shoe to wear with this look.
||Oh... that kind of shank...
||I thought this would be some sort of knife you stuck in your hair.
||When I was in high school just last decade someone got into the fashion of sticking split key rings in their boot straps. Does anyone still do that now?
||that's a horrible drawing, [imaginality]. : )
||I like them on boots ok. like tassles, but more equine. +