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My idea is a flesh coloured babygrow that makes a real baby look like a doll. It would be flesh coloured with a large visible label. These items would be custom made. Such a babygrow for one of my children would be as follows:
Light pink colour (the newborn size would be reddish in colour as our babies
are rather red when they have just been born). The label would read something like the following:
Made in England
100% organic
Hand wash only 38C
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron
For some of you the label could read:
Made in USA/Product of more than one country
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OK - I'll spell it out... we're expecting another :)
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so a wash and care tag..... for babies. Do we sew it directly to the baby in some discrete location? |
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A babygrow is a UK term for a romper suit (I think). Does that help? |
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& some babies are black... |
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It had better say something damn interesting for this to be an idea. |
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Parts made in Japan, assembled in Mexico... |
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It's like a chia pet, but instead of grass there is just more vomit and manipulation. |
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some babies are blue as well. |
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po - note that they would be custom made, and the light pink colour is only the example for my kids... |
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//. .we're expecting another// |
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We scientists think we've found what causes it. |
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There does seem to be a certain correlation between these arrivals and certain other similarly infrequent events, yes. |
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...and lest we forget, "don't throw the baby out with the bathwater". |
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dolls should look like babies and not the other way round though. |
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I did forget to say Congratulations! |
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