Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Steam Powered Cradle

Just the thing for wintery nights
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A small fire is lit benath your baby's crib. As he or she drifts off to sleep, a steam powered device, gently rocks the cradle in a slow gentle motion, with the intermittent sounds of crackling.
benfrost, Dec 18 2004


       mmmmmmm crackling. ...haven't tried baby crackling [benfrost]...... wots it like?
ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 18 2004

       i was trying to work this in as a bacon powered crib, for the title - the ham that rocks the cradle, but it just seemed tasteless.
benfrost, Dec 18 2004

       oh I don't know. ham, mmmmmmmmm.   

       hope this baby doesn't get overheated.
po, Dec 18 2004

       Or puts out the fire.
FarmerJohn, Dec 18 2004

       Two words: Boiler explosion.   

       Two more words: Fish bone.
Guncrazy, Dec 18 2004

       ...and two more words, [guncrazy] - highly unlikely. I'm not sure this is a good idea, but with the power you'd need, there would be absolutely no risk of boiler explosion.
david_scothern, Dec 20 2004

       Nothing goes together better than cradles, babies, fire, and scalding hot steam!
contracts, Dec 20 2004

       I usually prefer rotisserrie, although I may pass on the drippings from this one.
RayfordSteele, Dec 21 2004


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