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To celebrate a special event, an Australian will come around unexectedly with a collie dog and a sheep. He then proceeds to rapidly shear the sheep.

When complete, the sheep is revealed as having been realistically pre-tattooed with imitation provocative underwear. On whistled command, the dog chases the sheep around, causing it to induce an embarrassed cringing silence in those with whom it persistently rubs up against.

To finish the Sheepshearogram process, the wool is subsequently posted to the recipient in the form of an Aran style sweater with a map of Australia knitted on the font, a dog's head on the back left hand side, and a sheep's head on the right.

(no animals were injured in the writing of this pointless idea)

xenzag, Jan 06 2011

James May http://www.youtube....watch?v=hrc3HWvNm5s
can't hear this link at work! hope its o.k. LOL [po, Jan 07 2011]


       Technically, it's "shear". However, since it renders the sheep sheer, I suppose it's a moot point.   

       Anyway, what the heck, have bun from me.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 06 2011

       ... and if it was cow, would it be a moo point?
xenzag, Jan 06 2011

MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 06 2011

       I think it's a fur point, though.
normzone, Jan 06 2011

       I'm taking my bun back.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 06 2011

       It's all fluff.
daseva, Jan 06 2011

       I never knew that ewe were into tattoos.   

       Why does the sweater have the map and the dog's head? I only have eyes for ewe.
baconbrain, Jan 07 2011

       // I'm taking my bun back. //   

       There will never be another ewe.
baconbrain, Jan 07 2011

       to celebrate an ashes win down under!
po, Jan 07 2011

       //I'm taking my bun back.// baaaaaa....
xenzag, Jan 07 2011

       To complete the farmyard theme, the jumper could have an image of a massive cock on the front
hippo, Jan 07 2011

       are you James May in the real world?
po, Jan 07 2011

       sheer shear corrected
xenzag, Jan 08 2011

       Shear up, [xenzag], nobody minds if you're a bad speller; you have redeeming qualities.
mouseposture, Jan 08 2011

       My spelling is usually ok, but sometimes I enter a sort of dyslexic haze.
xenzag, Jan 08 2011

       Looks like they've got your goat. I think it's mutton to worry over.
rcarty, Jan 10 2011


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