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Slackor is a superhero whose power is that he can accomplish any
physical task without any effort whatsoever. Of course, he doesn't want
to. He'd rather sit at home all day and eat microwave popcorn. He isn't
stronger than any normal person would behe just never tires out from
If he wouldn't be able to do something with normal
strength (e.g. lift a cement mixer full of orphans) he just can't.
Slackor's costume consists of worn jeans, a rotating wardrobe of band t-
shirts, and a perpetual bad shave. He depends on his sidekick, Preppy-
Boy, to wake him up every afternoon in order to fight crime.
||Damn, [DrWorm] is on to me...