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Slackor

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Slackor is a superhero whose power is that he can accomplish any physical task without any effort whatsoever. Of course, he doesn't want to. He'd rather sit at home all day and eat microwave popcorn. He isn't stronger than any normal person would be—he just never tires out from doing something. If he wouldn't be able to do something with normal strength (e.g. lift a cement mixer full of orphans) he just can't.

Slackor's costume consists of worn jeans, a rotating wardrobe of band t- shirts, and a perpetual bad shave. He depends on his sidekick, Preppy- Boy, to wake him up every afternoon in order to fight crime.

DrWorm, Apr 06 2010

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       Damn, [DrWorm] is on to me...
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