Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Socks of Death

Gift sets of two pairs of replica socks, Murderer and Victlm
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Gift sets of two pairs of replica socks, Murderer and Victim

Oswald and JFK

Ruby and Oswald

Mark David Chapman and John Lennon

Make and model of socks should be in police reports of celebrated or notorious cases.

( Idea makes my stomach crawl. Should be a best seller. It has the Yuck factor.)

popbottle, Apr 11 2015

Socks of Death http://www.theguard...jan/07/bill-clinton
Steve Bell's 'If...' [DrBob, Apr 15 2015]


       Very weird.+
blissmiss, Apr 11 2015

       Perverse, sick, twisted, ghoulish and mentally unsound.   

8th of 7, Apr 11 2015

       Why two pairs? No sane person wears identical socks on both feet. One Ruby sock and one Oswald sock, shirley?
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 11 2015

       If the same idea was migrated to bands with departed rock stars, it would invite the name of Socks and Drugs and Rock and Roll. Rewarded one croissant.
xenzag, Apr 11 2015

       disturbing [+]
Voice, Apr 12 2015

       When your stomach crawls, does it do it on it's hands and knees ?
normzone, Apr 12 2015

       Depends on if it's in the army or not.
RayfordSteele, Apr 12 2015

       "Les chaussettes de mort", surely?
hippo, Apr 13 2015

       [+] totally halfbaked!
xandram, Apr 13 2015

       When my stomach crawls it never quite leaves my body, just wanders around a bit. If it did leave, it could function as a weight reducing diet technique or circus side show act.   

       Since the French invent everything first, "Les chaussettes de mort" by Shirely Fondue will no doubt be found printed in some 1963 version of Le Mounded.
popbottle, Apr 15 2015

       So not Bill Clinton's cat then? Disappointing.
DrBob, Apr 15 2015

       Mismatched killer-killee pairings created by the tumble dryer, perhaps an all victim-set left, JFK chopping Thomas Becket to bits while Brutus and Chapman wrestle in a concrete pipe on the edge of an abandoned industrial development.
calum, Apr 15 2015

       But what about mass-murderers? Proper translation of these into the sock symbology would require (e.g. for Harold Shipman) one left sock and 200+ right socks.
hippo, Apr 15 2015

       On the flipside, Thomas Becket's killers can be dealt with by two socks and two gloves. TB himself is a condom.
calum, Apr 15 2015

       "If the sock don't fit, you must acquit."
RayfordSteele, Apr 15 2015

       Jeez, I was going to post last meal cookbook and it's already a thing.   


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