Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Spaghetti Western Christmas Movie

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A jolly heartwarming road-trip christmas film set in a cold, snowy part of the western U.S.A. in which three heavily-armed royals who happen to share the same first name go on a long, dangerous journey in search of treasure, guided by a mysterious astronomical event.

Working title: "The Good, The Bad And The Ugly King Wenceslaus".

8th of 7, Dec 14 2019


       One thing I've never understood is why Westerns are so culinarily conservative. Where are the lasagne, fettucine or cavatappi westerns?
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 14 2019

       In the cannelloni, but never edited for theatrical release ...
8th of 7, Dec 14 2019

       The good, the bad and the gnocchi.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 14 2019

       For a Few Dollars Myrrh
bhumphrys, Dec 14 2019

       ^ <Notional croissant/>   

       That can be the sequel.
8th of 7, Dec 14 2019

       Directed by Sergi-ho-ho-ho Leone
bhumphrys, Dec 15 2019

       ^ <Additional notional croissant, with chocolate frosting and sprinkles/>
8th of 7, Dec 15 2019

       ....and starring Holly Van Cleef
bhumphrys, Dec 23 2019

       ^ <Christmas-cake croissant with icing/>   


       "Hol-Lee van Cleef/>   

8th of 7, Dec 23 2019

       Wasn't this baked already? "They Call Me Trinity". Can't get much more Christmassy than that!
DrBob, Dec 23 2019

       Except that before Christmas there wasn't a trinity as such, shirley ?
8th of 7, Dec 23 2019

       The three wise men were a trinity, surely? And they came to witness the manifestation of the holy trinity on earth. My religious knowledge might, I confess, be a bit sketchy on this as most of my RE lessons at school were spent being whacked around the earhole with a copy of PE Teacher magazine.
DrBob, Dec 23 2019

       Apparently (and according to QI - in fact, Stephen Fry Himself), we have no idea how many Wise Men there actually were. It could have been seven - just saying.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 23 2019

       Well that's at least two trinities right there then, ain't it guv!
DrBob, Dec 24 2019

       Actually, it's a lot more. P(n,m) for "any three out of seven " is quite a lot ..   

       <Looks round class/>   

       Would anyone like to give their calculated value ?   

       <Hefts board duster meaningfully/>
8th of 7, Dec 24 2019

       if we allow for a statistical observation, the odds of that many wise men next to each other, even in the Middle East, are quite low.
theircompetitor, Dec 24 2019

       It depends on the local value of "wise", shirley ?   

       For an agglomeration of persons considered "wise" by a consensus, we would recommend Stockholm on the day of the Nobel Prize awards. Those present, if not necessarily wise in a purely intellectual sense, certainly exhibit sufficient innate wisdom to be able to cadge a free invite to a Big Dinner.
8th of 7, Dec 25 2019


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