Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Terror on Tatooine

The uninvited prequel
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A movie in which a small community on the arid planet Tatooine, located on the edge of the Great Dune Sea and reknowned as a tourist and leisure destination, is terrorized by a huge rogue mechanized sand-crawler which catches and kills unwary visitors - until three brave citizens, willingly transported by a small, juvenile member of the slug-like native species, set out on a do-or-die expedition to destroy it.

Noted for the line spoken when the sand-crawler is finally sighted: "You're going to need a bigger Hutt".

Working title: "Jawas".

8th of 7, Aug 26 2017


       [8th], I've spoken to you about this punning business. It's really one of those jobs best left to professionals, like proctology or vacuum forming.
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 26 2017

       Having seen Sturton's latest video, we wholeheartedly agree about proctology - but otherwise, we think you're just jealous that you didn't think of it.
8th of 7, Aug 26 2017

       I believe I've also spoken to you about grabbing things off the top shelf at Blockbuster.
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 26 2017

       Is this autobiographical?
xenzag, Aug 26 2017

       I hear the races there are fun to watch.
RayfordSteele, Aug 26 2017


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