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Staircase locks

Better than a stair lift
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With age and infirmity, some medical procedures, and inebriation, stairs can be a problem to ascend or descend.

Solutions to this problem include the bungalow, the stair lift, a retained, musclebound porter, the climbing step [link], and slumping in a chair with the telly on until 4am.

We have a new solution, the staircase lock. Similar to locks on canals, but smaller.

A narrow canal system is built on one side of the staircase fully enclosed with no leaks.

To use, the user sits in a mini canal boat and enters. Lock gates between stairs, and water pumps, allow the levels between adjacent stairs to be equalised so that the user can move between stairs either up or down.

DenholmRicshaw, Nov 29 2019

Climbing step climbing_20step
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       Perfect.
calum, Nov 29 2019
  

       Simple, elegant and practical. Plus, if you keep a pet salmon, it could use this as a salmon-run.
MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 29 2019
  

       Definitely the perfect answer. What could possibly go wrong? [+]
xenzag, Nov 29 2019
  

       The most appropriate Christmas gift for an elderly person called "Bob".   

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8th of 7, Nov 29 2019
  

       Flume ride for descent
pocmloc, Nov 29 2019
  

       Could there be a boat made for two? I think it would be romantic to float up to the next level, with the right certain someone, that is.
blissmiss, Nov 30 2019
  

       //...boat made for two?//   

       We're going to need a bigger staircase.
DenholmRicshaw, Nov 30 2019
  

       // romantic to float up to the next level, with the right certain someone, that is. //   

       Ohhhhh ... please, just get a room ... or if not, you and [xen] should keep your sordid fantasies to yourselves.
8th of 7, Nov 30 2019
  

       Wait, I'm married. Denholm, I invision a grand staircase, maybe even large enough for three...want to come, 8th?
blissmiss, Nov 30 2019
  

       This is getting kinky.
MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 30 2019
  

       This idea is exactly what I hoped it would be.
Voice, Dec 01 2019
  

       For greater efficiency, the staircase lock could have separate "up" and "down" lock series, each consisting of a prime number of lock chambers interconnected diagonally, like the Branstoke Ladder near Swavesdale Regis. In this way, no (or an arbitrarily small amount of) energy is needed to move a person either up or down.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 01 2019
  

       The Panama canal uses multiple "economiser" tanks to minimise water loss through the system.
8th of 7, Dec 01 2019
  

       Shouldn't you two guys from across the pond be heading up the Staircase Locks about now???
blissmiss, Dec 01 2019
  

       We're like rust - we never sleep.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 01 2019
  

       // I invision a grand staircase//   

       So do I
DenholmRicshaw, Dec 01 2019
  

       Don't know that one... but "Invision of the Body Snatchers" was a good movie...
8th of 7, Dec 02 2019
  

       Uh oh. fogive my lack of E-vision.
blissmiss, Dec 02 2019
  
      
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