Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Big nurse putting on a rubber glove saying "Bend ova"
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doctorremulac3, Aug 14 2022

Hmmm, close, but not perfect. https://www.123rf.c...lated-on-white.html
Needs to make it clear where that finger is going. (metaphorically) [doctorremulac3, Aug 14 2022]

Mmmm, the nurse is better, but only one glove is needed. https://stock.adobe...e-version/193035887
Finger's in the wrong position too. [doctorremulac3, Aug 14 2022]

Here we go. https://www.dreamst...ping-image186939389
Nurse in link 2 putting this on one hand. Give her a cigar too maybe. [doctorremulac3, Aug 14 2022]


       Dude, why don't you finish yourself off, wash your hands and then come back.
Voice, Aug 14 2022

       Ew. Because I don't find a fat nurse putting on a glove for a rectal exam sexy in any way.   

       But if that makes you think of sex, who am I to judge? Free world.
doctorremulac3, Aug 14 2022

       I voted [+] because I read standardized popcorn, and liked the idea. Thinking of all the forms you have to fill in before eating it, would be great for your figure.
pashute, Aug 16 2022

       Only read the nurse part after seeing the 3 links and wondering what they have to do with popcorn.
pashute, Aug 16 2022

       I'm on 5th day of Corona. (feeling a bit better) So forgive me.
pashute, Aug 16 2022

       Hope you feel better. Maybe have some standardized popcorn.
doctorremulac3, Aug 16 2022


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