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The Staplewich is a vending machine loaded with various
sliced breads, cheeses and meats. Select your combination on
the touchpad and robot arms assemble your Staplewich as
you'd expect. The finishing touch comes when the slices are
pinned together by the folded-over extruding end of a
edible membrane tube or tubes filled with your
desired condiment. The pressure of the stapling process
forces the contents to escape the tubes and neatly spread
tastiness inside your chosen snack before it drops into the
waiting cellophane bag and down the chute to you.
||Like the cocktail sticks in club sandwiches?
||Include a gluten-free bread option and make sure the
robotic utensils are thoroughly cleaned between purchases.
Here's a bun to help
pay for the added R&D expense.