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Strobot

Robots that "stutter" along, because they run Windows 98
 
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Just for a giggle, lets make Robots that use Windows 98 as their operating system. Then for no apparent reason they would suddenly stop, then jerk along for a bit, stop, jerk, jerk, then very slowly get up to normal speed again. Can you imagine the Robot egg timer, your egg will be ready in 10, no, 245,876, no, 50, no I mean 746 minutes, no I mean seconds.
Micky Dread, Nov 05 2003

Paint Shaker (Win98?) http://www.gdkedi.c...emical-en/kd-20.htm
Remotely Off-topic [Letsbuildafort, Oct 17 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

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       Its the new milkshake maker from Microsoft!
Letsbuildafort, Nov 05 2003
  

       Let's build defective machinery? Looks like a rant to me.
DrCurry, Nov 05 2003
  

       Its not DEFECTIVE if it was designed to fail ... but then again, I have no formal engineering education
Letsbuildafort, Nov 05 2003
  

       Perhapse a USB milk-shaker powered by Win98 ...
Letsbuildafort, Nov 05 2003
  

       Yeah and just like windows half way through adding paint to your tint, it jerks, jerks again, and you ended up not adding enough paint cause you think its finished, like when you click in the wrong place when your pc does the hippy hippy shake...
Supercruiser, Nov 05 2003
  

       [Letbuildafort]- Were you talking about the idea or Windows?
Malakh, Nov 05 2003
  

       Built-in voice generator: "It wasn't my fault. Blame General Protection. He did it."
Cedar Park, Nov 06 2003
  

       It's hilarious... but entirely useless...
JimX, Dec 21 2003
  

       Yeah, but here in the halfbakery things don't have to be useful to be bunworthy
MikeOxbig, Dec 03 2005
  
      
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