Sucked and Tucked

This is a mattress with holes perforated throughout; at the base of the mattress is a powerful wet/dry vac.

In the evening, when you enter the bed and loosely toss your bedsheets about you, you can then reach over and push the suck button, which activates the vacuum and removes all the air between your flannels and you - tucking you in neatly.

At midnight, when you awake, sweaty, during a humid night in the middle of summer, you can push the button again for all the heat to be sucked out the bottom of the bed and fresh air trickling through your bedsheets; and again, tucking you in for a comfortable remainder of your snooze.

In the morning, the vacuum can be tied to an alarm system, which will send a reverse trickle of cool air through the mattress to awaken you gently, with the ability to turn that into a blast of air which can even blow the covers off your bed.