Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Swarming Croutons

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A device that can manipulate croutons, single or en mass. The device might use optical tweezers for the fiddly bits, and magnetism for broader strokes - using food-grade iron particles in the croutons.

What a boon to society would it be to get the latest stock market info scrolling down your meal etc.

not_morrison_rm, Apr 25 2019

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       Tiny croissant-shaped crouton [+] -
8th of 7, Apr 25 2019
  

       Hahaha..... eat information.   

       Pity about loss in iron sand stocks after the great bowl rise of yester-microsecond (computer trading).
wjt, Apr 26 2019
  

       Thinking about it, it could work with black-eyed peas if you could precisely place the magnetic bit.
not_morrison_rm, Apr 26 2019
  

       Give it a few million years and future iron age miners will marvel at the rich pickings arranged in superb straight lines.
DenholmRicshaw, Apr 26 2019
  


 

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