Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Synthetic Arse of Rat

Couldn't Give a Rat's Ass? You Can Now.
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Small pieces of fur and material to imitate flesh, to accurately resemble the buttocks of the rat creature.

Useful for giving as a gift to those who are consistantly apathetic or lazy. Sold in multipacks of 5.

hidden truths, Sep 27 2005


       Makes me miss the rat's ass of yore.
blissmiss, Sep 27 2005

       (link) Stopped in my tracks to laugh. You used to make me spit coffee, now I just drool.
blissmiss, Sep 27 2005

       My nose? You freakin twit. I don't drool outta my nose, it stems from my ears. Eeeewwwww, you no class elitest.
blissmiss, Sep 27 2005

       Thanks for the link [UB]. It's definitely a much better category.
hidden truths, Sep 27 2005

       So, not a soy-based meat pie filling, then?
BunsenHoneydew, Sep 27 2005

       Loony? LOONY? Who the hell do you think you are talking to? oH yEAH. ( Did I just call myself Loony? Isn't it Looney?)
blissmiss, Sep 28 2005

       I thought it was only Looney when there were Tunes involved.
hidden truths, Sep 28 2005

       The idea made me smile. The category had me falling about.
wagster, Sep 28 2005

       come on you two! these silly things are purchaseable and come pre-wrapped in bits of plastic. come on
po, Sep 28 2005


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