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One of the chief complaints condom users express for this time tested disposable appliance is a loss of sensation while wearing it.
With the GROGco Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation (TENS) Unit Condom, both parties in the transaction can enjoy increased sensation up to their
level of tolerance!
The dual control feeds electrodes on both the inside and outside of the condom. Need a little more clamping pressure from the ladies? Turn up the outside dial. Need a little more, uh, "enthusiasm" from the gentlemen? Turn up the inside dial. Painfully simple. The dials are clearly marked, with graduations that range from "Dead Meat" to "Pleasure Zone" to "Marquis De Sade."
Caution: Avoid overuse. Even though instances are rare, remember that Spontaneous Human Combustion initial ignition sources are poorly understood.
Electro stimulation devices
Lots of options. [tatterdemalion, May 31 2012]
Zeus ElectroSex Penis Sheath
Video. [tatterdemalion, May 31 2012]
Probably be wise to adapt it to one of these...
[normzone, May 31 2012]
||There's a reason it says in the warning section of the
instructions with a TENS machine not to use it on
genitalia, I presume.
||you're an evil sadistic bastard. [+]
||Too much information. In fact, any
||TMI? Shirley, the Borg must have been briefed prior to their appearance on this planet about the complexities following a typical human debriefing ... <wanders off to consult Borg Owners Manual, a concise compendium composed mostly of withering treatises on cats>