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She doesn't have to know.

Since you cant feel shit through condoms anyway.
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Why not sell a set condoms that are 1/2 thick all the way around. They would also have a large and longer tip. Giving her what she wants and she doesnt have to know. She thinks you have a huge wang and your pleased cause she is getting off. Jumbo super condoms.
10clock, Jun 21 2005

CyberSkin Penis Extender http://shop.libida.com/cyber_extender.asp
Length +3, Girth +1 1/2, HP +8 [jutta, Sep 26 2007]

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       She doesn't have to know but she may figure it out from the size of the condom package. Nothing wrong with the idea, though. I think such a device might exist in some form. Humans have been working on their penises longer than they have been working on peaceful means.
sartep, Jun 21 2005
  

       The tagline's a bit insensitive.
david_scothern, Jun 21 2005
  

       [ds] I just sprayed PG Tips over my keyboard and monitor!
AbsintheWithoutLeave, Jun 21 2005
  

       I think the inch sign is missing. Not that it matters; don't all women think that this:
>____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____<
  

       is six inches?
Ling, Jun 21 2005
  

       rumour has it that that is why women cannot park.
po, Jun 21 2005
  

       Ditto to what david said. That's just not right.
blissmiss, Jun 21 2005
  

       Titto to that. A better tagline would be "Once in play, you can walk away."
reensure, Jun 21 2005
  

       I'm pretty sure this is baked. However, I am proud to be able to say that I am not *completely* sure.
Basepair, Jun 21 2005
  

       Oh, she'd know.
bristolz, Jun 21 2005
  

       Not if, on your first date, you tell her that your highschool nickname was "rubberneck", and your girldfriend was called "rubbermaid".
daseva, Jun 21 2005
  

       Mental note: 10clock has given us a valuable tidbit of info about his anatomy. Cross him off the list.
lintkeeper2, Jun 21 2005
  

       [-] Would only work if foreplay wasn't involved, which would render the entire process pointless.
contracts, Jun 21 2005
  

       lint, I worry about [contracts] too.   

       its mars and venus all over again.
po, Jun 21 2005
  

       Humans are quite mad. It's sex for fuck sake, its not like its food or something.
The Kat, Jun 21 2005
  

       She's not interested in the size of your penis anyway, it's the size of your wallet and your future earnings potential that get's her excited.
oldchina, Jun 22 2005
  

       Sorry, not true. She also wants you to have some personality so that you don't bug her too much.
oldchina, Jun 22 2005
  

       Yes, Mr. Leykis.
bristolz, Jun 22 2005
  

       10clock, does this question sound familiar?   

       "Is it in, yet?"
Ling, Jun 22 2005
  

       I think this is a great idea (not that I need anything like this, of course). Sure it's not already Baked? (Can't search the approrpiate sites from here.)
DrCurry, Jun 22 2005
  

       The good doctor is right, it's baked. I'm sure you can think of an appropriate google search term.
5th Earth, Jun 22 2005
  

       Errmm..actually I can't.
skinflaps, Sep 26 2007
  

       See link. The key insight here is that this really isn't a "condom" anymore, it's more of a prosthesis or extender.
jutta, Sep 26 2007
  

       What about a slightly smaller, brittle condom that rips apart as you try to force it on your 'huge' wang? It would come in normal looking packaging, and when used you get to use the line 'I knew I should have bought the magnum's again"
evilpenguin, Sep 26 2007
  

       reminds me of an old joke in playboy.   

       Doc, I have three questions. 1: I'm worried I will catch VD. 2: I have a problem with premature ejaculation. 3: My penis is too small.   

       Docs answers 1: Wear a condom. 2: Wear 2 condoms. 3: Wear 3 condoms.
bungston, Sep 26 2007
  

       jutta, did you actually type Length +3, Girth +1 into google in order to find that link?
skinflaps, Sep 26 2007
  

       It's baked. There are hollow dildos to put your wang in that do what this idea suggests.
Shadow Phoenix, Sep 27 2007
  

       I think that sub-sandwich shops trick their customers by not putting the inches sign on them either. [Ling] just might have the right idea.
quantum_flux, Oct 13 2007
  
      
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