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Tectonic Cinnamon Oats

Encouraging Budding Geologists to play with their food.
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Serving Suggestion:

Heat milk, pour into bowl.
Open zt's branded Tectonic Cinnamon Oats and pour onto milk.
Watch oaty mountain ranges form as you dig in with your spoon!

They come in the normal cardboard box, but the delivery mechanism is slightly different.

A different oat-grade is contained in one of six reservoirs, each grade a slightly different size and colour. As you pour, the various grades form a banded layered pattern which you only see after they have soaked up enough milk for you to be able to scoop out a spoonful to reveal a banded cliff-face.

Tectonic Cinnamon Oats can also be eaten with zt's Tectonic Lava Syrup that can be used to make hot pockets of sugary magma. Sure to transform every breakfast into an oaty festival of joyous geological discovery!

zen_tom, Mar 17 2005

To be served in the 3rd Bowl from the middle. Solar_20System_20Bowls
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       I saw "cinnamon" in the title and I knew this was a [zt] idea. I love it! I'm not a budding geologist, but I still want this to be a part of my nutritious breakfast.
Machiavelli, Mar 17 2005
  

       I hope that the special edition has a diamond in it!. Failing that, the occasional gold nugget a la Wonka. Big Bun.
gnomethang, Mar 17 2005
  

       tut, this is porn - getting people to move to your tune. I know your game - watching you...be afraid...   

       jtg, be warned - stay away.
po, Mar 17 2005
  

       What is it with the cereal ideas lately? Something in the bakery cornflakes?
RayfordSteele, Mar 17 2005
  

       It's just a craze, [RS]. It'll be passé in another week or so.
Machiavelli, Mar 17 2005
  

       so far, I've resisted the temptation to annotate this idea.
jonthegeologist, Mar 18 2005
  

       I was wondering if all the cereal entries were appearing during their respective posters' breakfast.
Soterios, Mar 18 2005
  

       [Soterios]I might have been eating a doughnut at the time, but couldn't find anyone to confirm this.   

       [po] Oi! What do you mean? Watching me, know my game? Dancing to my tune? Oh, you must have me confused with that other zen_tom.   

       [jtg] I was thinking of adding little raisin coal pockets...   

       [Bubs] Yes, cinnamon is a floaty ingredient. There are two ways to solve this problem.
a) Get the cinnamon to dissolve in milk. (I'm not sure how this might be done, however, I prefer cereals that don't turn the milk chocolatey, cinnamony or otherwise) or
b) Get the cinnamon to stick more closely to the cereal/oats/rice/whatever using some form of edible glue.
zen_tom, Mar 18 2005
  
      
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