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Testicle Helmets

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Celebrate your favourite team with these reproduction tinted logo'd helmets that attach onto your testicles.

Whether it be the Giants or the Bears, simply place a helmet upon each testicle and secure the face guards. If "clacking" of helmets occurs a short audible re-run of a touchdown can be heard emitted from the wearer's trousers.

Watch batteries included.

skinflaps, Jan 24 2006

Miniature Football helmets http://cgi.ebay.com...em#ebayphotohosting
From vending machines; been around since the '70s [half, Jan 25 2006]

Fruity Helmet http://penguinx.org/?p=31
[calum, Jan 25 2006]

Safety first. http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.com/
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 27 2006]


calum, Jan 24 2006

       Functional and stylish! I can't wait to show them of to friends and family.
notmarkflynn, Jan 24 2006

moomintroll, Jan 24 2006

       Who needs testicle helmets when you've got skinflaps.
lostdog, Jan 24 2006

       <squirms in seat>
Whole new meaning for "Tight-End"
Jinbish, Jan 24 2006

       [normzone] mentally reviews the options available for football player position oriented puns, and decides not to participate.
normzone, Jan 24 2006

       Technically they aren't exposed...
5th Earth, Jan 25 2006

       Who needs skinflaps when ya got lostdog? (Just kiddin skin, but this idea has jock rot all over it, if'n ya know what I mean.) Are the hemi-ballstickles all wrinkly and etc?
blissmiss, Jan 25 2006

       If it really floats your boat, there are mini helmets that used to be sold in vending machines for a quarter. (link)   

       Football's covered. Next idea is what, miniature ball caps for baseball fans?
half, Jan 25 2006


       Sounds like a cartoon character.
skinflaps, Jan 25 2006

       I don't know if I'm alone here, but I have this funny aversion to clipping things to my testicles.
wagster, Jan 25 2006

       Stop giving me ideas, Druze.
skinflaps, Jan 25 2006

       Just in time for the Superbowl.
RayfordSteele, Jan 27 2006


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