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On The Day of The Trolley, a large
supermarket is closed and a hundred
motorised "bump and go" shopping
trolleys are placed in inside.
These are filled with a variety of
placed randomly around the isles and
switched on, to begin their chaotic,
rambling, humanless journeys.
bump and go, they retreat away
from anything upon which they impact,
before attempting to continue their
pointless meanderings. Some fall over scattering their contents.
Video cameras record the event.
||+ (somedays it seems like this anyway)!! Still, I'd like to be manning one of these and bump into folks the who are always parked in the middle of the aisles!