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The Garden Of Earthly Delights

Adults only.
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A theme park based on the famous painting of the same name by Hieronymus Bosch.

Located in the Netherlands; built and decorated with meticulous attention to detail.

8th of 7, Feb 14 2014

The Garden of Earthly Delights http://en.wikipedia...of_Earthly_Delights
Impressive. [8th of 7, Feb 14 2014]

600-year-old butt-song from hell http://chaoscontrol...t-hieronymus-boschs
It's actually really nice, in fact I can't get it out of my head [JesusHChrist, Feb 15 2014]

Pictures At the Exhibition http://surre.al/pit...attheexhibition.jpg
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       It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 14 2014

       A theme park based on a Renaissance painting. Why, that'll sell literally *dozens* of tickets.
ytk, Feb 15 2014

       There's your theme music (link).
JesusHChrist, Feb 15 2014

       One of the things we're actually working on for our virtual gallery (see link), though is highly ambitious, is a fall through so the avatar can get "in the picture" on at least some of the works, ala What Dreams May Come. Capturing the geometry, especially of classical paintings, is actually not too bad, though Bosch level of detail might strain the graphics processors. Replicating the painted humans as 3D objects is not possible for something that would realistically run on your iPad, but we'll probably use some fake 2D/3D mixing for that. Creating effects of something like Sunflowers in a real scene is also possible, and would be a lot of fun to do -- though of course yes, the size of the audience for such entertainment is debatable. That's why we also have a casino :)
theircompetitor, Feb 15 2014

       //Why, that'll sell literally *dozens* of tickets. //   

       Yes, well, nakedness, lewdness and depravity, orgies, sado- masochism ... are you sure that won't sell ... ?
8th of 7, Feb 15 2014


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