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The Goth Squad

Kind of like a reverse Dallas Cowboys Cheerleading Squad
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A fine selection of small breasted females, with lots and lots of piercings and leather and such. Trench coats, black skirts, tights, black make-up, etc.

They sort of sneak out at the start of the game and look around to see if anyone is looking. Then they begin to chant slowly and in unison, "Go team Go", in a very low and throaty voice.

By halftime the other team is so distraught and distracted they easily concede the game, and run off looking pale and rather worn.

blissmiss, Oct 10 2009

//a prerequisite for Goth-chickdom?// http://www.stieglarsson.com/the-movies
It does seem to be part of the stereotype. [pertinax, Oct 11 2009]

Goth Cheerleading Costumes http://www.costumes...7AiO3pRL_nvzshdUXGA
[Jinbish, Oct 11 2009]

Amy Winehouse http://www.thesunbl...e_4_wenn1832955.jpg
the mega goth [xenzag, Oct 12 2009]

Proper Goths - in Hot Weather http://www.gothsinhotweather.com/
Some of them don't have small breasts, neither. [gnomethang, Oct 13 2009]


       Is being small breasted a prerequisite for Goth-chickdom?
I hadn't noticed that specific trait, and although I seem to be able to look a woman in the eyes more than most straight males I've met, ... I still can't help but notice.

       Ohhh, I like Jin, they just need to be a little darker, if you know what I mean. That costume looks like a cross between a goth girl and a Barbie Doll.
blissmiss, Oct 11 2009

       // the girl from NCIS //   

       Abby Sciuto ... OOOOhhhhh .....
8th of 7, Oct 11 2009

       The plan is flawless but for this: Goths do not care for sports events.
loonquawl, Oct 12 2009

       They should all look like Amy Winehouse after a rough night (I call her Amy Winebottle) see link
xenzag, Oct 12 2009

       You forgot the new foam filled breasts!
xenzag, Oct 12 2009

       Is goth and junkie, alcoholic looking, interchangeable now? In the day goths were far more stylish. In their own way, that is.
blissmiss, Oct 12 2009

       Lets be very clear on this...Amy Winehouse is NOT a Goth. She just isn't.
She probably wouldn't even drink Snakebite and Black (unless it was the only thing left in the house)
gnomethang, Oct 13 2009

       heh. (nice link gnome, more like what I was thinking of.)
blissmiss, Oct 13 2009


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