Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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The Hintman

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The superhero for clients who read stuff with insufficient attention to detail and think they are hiring a hitman. The Hintman leans casually over to his intended victim and says "You ever thought about dying? No? - never mind, forget I ever mentioned it" before walking away.
hippo, Mar 14 2016


       ... and hner.
calum, Mar 14 2016

       I'd hire this guy just to do some casual hint-dropping for me in awkward situations where I didn't want to do it myself...
RayfordSteele, Mar 14 2016

       I'll wait for Supperman.
FlyingToaster, Mar 14 2016

       "Mr. Bond, there's a pullet with your name on it."
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 14 2016

       So what was the point of all that? He's gone and my breath still smells like leeks!
bungston, Mar 15 2016


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