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The Mile Low Club

Sex in a submarine - for those that have done it everywhere else.....
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For those that have done it everywhere, what better than joining this new sex club to broaden the horizons?

Quite simply, membership of this club requires an interest for sex in closed spaces and of course, significant funds (as I imagine funding this type of venture would be quite expensive). The submarine, once it has departed from dock, would submerge to exactly one mile below sea level whereby an alarm would sound giving the signal that it is time to have sex and be one of the few to have 'done it' down there, one mile below!

I'd imagine it would be a little cramped but what the hell, who wouldn't put up with the smell of other peoples pleasure for the chance to have sex in a submarine!

ccaamgw, Oct 01 2000

(???) Better view than from a submarine http://news6.thdo.b...5F944000/944881.stm
It had to happen sometime and, to be honest, this sounds more fun than submarine nookie. [hippo, Oct 01 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]

Zero-G sex http://www.straight...lassics/a4_214.html
Even under water there's still gravity... [rmutt, Oct 01 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]

Buy a submarine. http://www.neimanma...rod.jhtml?id=102397
Unfortunately "operating depth" is well short of a mile. Still, y'all gonna be that picky? [rmutt, Oct 01 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]

Club Milo http://www.clubmilo.com/
We all knew someone was going to link it. [raisin, Oct 04 2004]

(?) The bathyscaphe Trieste and 35,800 feet http://www.diveweb....ures/uw-wi99.02.htm
"For all its significance, the journey itself was relatively uneventful." Clearly they were missing something. [Worldgineer, Jun 10 2005]

Gotthard Base Tunnel https://en.wikipedi...otthard_Base_Tunnel
"the deepest railway tunnel in the world, with a maximum depth of approximately 2,300 metres (7,500 ft)" - ie, 1.4 miles. [BunsenHoneydew, Aug 09 2016]

Another alternative http://thechive.com...he-world-20-photos/
over 7,000 feet deep [Vernon, Aug 09 2016]

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       Very unlikely that these rentable subs are capable of the depths needed for mile-low insertions.
bristolz, Oct 02 2000
  

       You mean doing it Hoffa-style?
thumbwax, Oct 02 2000
  

       You might want to work on the name a bit, or people may mistake this for "The Milo Club".   

       (which probably isn't a club at all...........)
BigThor, Oct 21 2000
  

       My wife and I have utilized my SCUBA gear in the pool for such purposes. Does that count?
KLRico, Oct 25 2003
  

       //My wife and I have utilized my SCUBA gear//

- just one set of scuba gear? Who held their breath? I hope this wasn't a public pool.
hippo, Oct 25 2003
  

       Most modern SCUBA setups have a main & auxiliary mouthpiece on them, so two people could both breathe from the same tank. This is for safety purposes when diving using the "buddy" system.
krelnik, Oct 25 2003
  

       Does a mile underground count (mine shaft or cave)?
BunsenHoneydew, Oct 25 2003
  

       I once fell asleep underneath my bed...does this count?
Mind_Boggle, Oct 25 2003
  

       I was going to suggest building tunnels of love, but this will do.
theircompetitor, Jun 08 2005
  

       Knowing the navy, this is likely baked. (looks up crush depths on subs) never mind
Worldgineer, Jun 10 2005
  

       ha. Good thing Alvin never tells.
theircompetitor, Jun 10 2005
  

       <mind in the gutter> //I hope this wasn't a public pool.// I read it as "pubic pool" <mg>
Hunter79764, Dec 01 2006
  

       They have an under water cabin now.
travbm, Oct 29 2015
  

       One wonders if there is an overnight sleeper car service through the Gotthard Base Tunnel [link]   

       I mean, the name alone makes it worth the price of entry.
BunsenHoneydew, Aug 09 2016
  

       // price of entry. //   

       Lovely bit of innuendo there, [Bunsen] ....
8th of 7, Aug 09 2016
  

       One does what one can /bows
BunsenHoneydew, Aug 09 2016
  
      
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