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Uni-sex Booth

Go to mall booth, and have intercourse with dummies
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Go to mall booth, curtains surrounding "beds." Choose gender of dummy. Then, select position of intercourse. Real scents, movements, and texture! $20 for every 10 minutes. Also, minimum age is 16.
sickideas123, Aug 16 2002

unisex http://www.halfbake...s a unisex bathroom
http://vcl.ctrl-c.liu.se/vcl/Artists/DarkSilver/Naughty/unisex.jpg [Jezzie, Oct 04 2004]

Real Doll http://www.halfbake...ea/www.realdoll.com
I guess you're looking for something like this, only in a stripmall-brothel environment? [MaxwellsDemoness, Oct 05 2004]


       mfd Ha-Ha-X?
yamahito, Aug 16 2002

       quite right Yama. delete this crap.
nympho? or just making good on his name?

       (post-looking-at-profile)...or should we give him a chance? he's only a newbie, after all...
NickTheGreat, Aug 16 2002

       Well, we have to - we did you, after all.
yamahito, Aug 16 2002

NickTheGreat, Aug 17 2002

       I think it is safe to say the author is sixteen.
ImBack, Aug 22 2002

       ... and has $20.
waugsqueke, Aug 22 2002

       He'd probably get $16 change.
angel, Aug 22 2002

       remember the time we were talking at the neighborhood picnic about contraceptives that people in your class thought up? it's a good idea for some guys who seem to have a little..umm...excess energy but then again what if you had to say to your boyfriend "no...i'm not a virgin...cause i had sex with this inflatable guy at the mall once.
dingbats247, Aug 24 2002

       'Round Detroit you can have sex with dummies by just showing up at the right intersection...
RayfordSteele, Aug 24 2002

       So why is this bad? Bunch of prudes. :)
VeXaR, Oct 11 2002

       I just wonder who gets the job of cleaning the dummies after use. Some 16 year old, I hope.
IVnick8or, Oct 12 2002

       I think they had sex bots in one robot movie so I guess someone thought of it first.
travbm, Oct 29 2015


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