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The Soul-Sucking Selfie II

 create props and "suck souls" with them
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This camera has face-detecting technology. When a human face is detected and photographed the following things happen:

Black smoke oozes from the bottom of the camera. A faint maniacal laugh is heard. A capacitor charges a very high-voltage van-der-graaf generator shielded in all directions except the front of the camera. Bright light is projected toward the ground in all directions except a clearly defined circle, giving the momentary appearance of a dark spot or hole.

EDIT: grammar

—Voice, Mar 04 2014





       I like this, except instead of the phone you should use a can of paint and some old pants.
—bungston, Mar 05 2014
   

       A sulphurous smell would be a suitable adjunct.
—8th of 7, Mar 05 2014
   
         


 

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