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The Thong Thong

Under foot underwear and swimwear
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A fresh and fun idea has hit the fashion headlines this week – a sandal as the sole pubic cover. The lowly flip-flop, with a thinner design and elastic straps, has taken a step up, to become a trendy under-the-pants or on-the-beach thong. The thong thong is available in eight colors and five popular shoe sizes.
FarmerJohn, Jun 14 2003

(?) sole sister http://www.geocitie...nie/thongthong.html
[FarmerJohn, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

(?) The thong thong, or something else? http://www.generals.../images/MaxiPad.gif
an unfortunate resemblance... [ldischler, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]


       I thought this was going to be a version of the Sisqo tune sung by someone with a lisp.
Cedar Park, Jun 14 2003

       My, Gramma! What big feet you have!
thumbwax, Jun 14 2003

       This booty's made for walking
'n' that's just what 'll do
One of these days this booty's
gonna walk all o-ver you...
Tiger Lily, Jun 14 2003

       Maybe we can do a Pizza Shoe™ cross promotion.
waugsqueke, Jun 14 2003

       What would you do with the other thong, if you have one covering your unmentionables?
friendlyfire, Jun 14 2003

       joe camel flip flops on the beach, camel toes and camel feet
senatorjam, Jun 14 2003

       That's good. But she's got it on backward.
Amos Kito, Jun 14 2003

       Hah! Very nice.
bristolz, Jun 14 2003

       Watch out for athlete's.... ummm... jock itch?
RayfordSteele, Jun 14 2003

       After proving popular with beach-goers and a very successful marketing campaign, it has been announced that the Ministry of Health has banned the fabrication and sale of these items due to very high health risks. The design was simple yet flawed in a very crucial area. The controversy was sparked when a recently-escaped-from-jail Jeffrey Archer gatecrashed the Labour Party conference and provided everyone with Thong Thongs as a gesture of friendly making-up. Unbeknownst to Blair, Brown and Blunkett, Archer had replaced the commonly-used leather straps with highly elastic rubber bands. Therefore, after waiting for the senior cabinet to have donned the items, Archer, rising with a huge battle-cry, raced down the beach twanging all the sandals as he went past, leaving behind him a trail of badly hurt, ego- and ball-bruised politicians in foetal positions moaning quietly. Comments ranged from 'The bastard, the utter utter bastard' to 'Oooeeeoooeeeoooee me clockweights.' and to 'Oh yes again please Mr Archer' from Peter Mandelson.
Mistress Bling, Nov 08 2003

       Might provide a useful advantage when playing beach soccer.   

       Gives new meaning to 'put a sock in it'?!
benjamin, Nov 09 2003

       Damn... another case of athelete's crotch.
ye_river_xiv, Jul 05 2011

       Have you got fallen arches, or are you just glad to see me?
mouseposture, Jul 05 2011

       For beach-wear you'll want the full bikini set. <Sings> "Thongs for the mammaries..."
spidermother, Jul 07 2011

       Thong thung blue,
Everybody knowth one.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 07 2011

       Scandal Sandal
Ling, Jul 10 2011


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