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This hanger (which also incorporates no-
stretch technology) has the ability to read
the temperature/humidity inside of your
clothing and compare it to the temp/hum
inside your closet (through a separate
reader in your closet). This allows it to
determine it's "weather appropriateness".
then connects to the Internet via
blueberry (or by dialing in directly on the
hanger after looking it up yourself) and
finds out the median temperature
throughout the day.
As you open your closet door, little
green, yellow, and red LEDs rate the level
of weather appropriateness.
By pressing the "layers" button on
multiple hangers the device will tell you
weather (get it?) they can be combined
on that particular day
||And I thought this was to hang weathermen/women when they totally botch the forecast x times in y days.
||Where we live, it would make great sport. People could even bet how long a weatherperson would last. It would certainly put an end to the stormgasms they get every night on the news.
||How did I ever get dressed without this technology? How did I ever skip a day's work without the excuse "I can't get dressed today, the gateway on my clothes selector is down."
||jax, a better idea, actually.
||It was sorta the idea for the name..