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||We have observed that the "Ed Gein" method (Dancing naked on the front lawn in the moonlight, wearing a mask made by flaying the facial skin of a corpse) is acceptably effective.
||But we are always receptive to new ideas, particualrly if they are the evil, sick and twisted product of a deranged mind. [+]
||On an occasion when i thought a family member had committed suicide and had gone missing, i was visited by a door-to-door salesperson. They left very fast. I wonder if you could either act convincingly bereaved or arrange for a shocking event to be visited upon you in such circumstances.