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In the hands of some, bad ties just look ugly. In *his* hands, a bad tie is a potent weapon.
Does the name not sum it all up? Like Wonder Woman, Tie Fighter uses a tie as a lassoo. Like the Green Goblin, he throws not pumpkins that burst into a dozen whirling blades, but a cravat that showers forth spinning bow ties. Like Mr. T, he has a plethora of the darn things hanging around his neck
at all times.
Superman may have been stronger, but where deportment and grooming count, Tie Fighter wins hands down.
Glutton for punishment
[thumbwax, Oct 17 2004]
Black Belt in Belt Fighting [thumbwax, Oct 17 2004]
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||I guess it must glow in the dark, right?
||And his arch nemesis, Captain Clip-on!
||<groan>Thai Frighter : A Bad Green Curry.</groan>
||Tie Fighter was the original member of Stripe Force before he left the fold in a clash with Loud Houndstooth and Dread Knot over Paisley Girl. Tie Fighter was last spotted by Barbecue Sauce Man.
||And he shoots Arrow shirts with his bow tie.