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Toenail glovebox

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New from BorgCo, ready for the 2012 Christmas Gift Season, the Toenail Clipping Glovebox.

It's an acrylic box with flexible sealable cuffs for both wrists and one ankle. Insert foot into box through main port, insert hands (carrying toenail clippers or scissors) though secondary ports. Clip nails with no risk of fragments ricocheting of walls, causing eye damage, or attracting negative comments from other residents.

Comes with special cleaning system allowing you to collect all nail fragments and dispose of safely, thus preventing those of an occult tendency from gaining control of your Immortal Soul* by sympathetic magic.

*Not applicable to the Scots, french, or welsh, who have no souls.

8th of 7, Jul 13 2012

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       I'm afraid to inquire, just how long are your toenails? Otherwise I kind of like the idea, without the visual of you clipping 2 inch long nails.
blissmiss, Jul 14 2012

       Since we invented this, tidy and acceptably short.
8th of 7, Jul 14 2012

       this is clever, useful and obviously too practical. I'm a little disappointed. + ;-)
dentworth, Jul 14 2012

       Hiya [dent], long time no see ...
8th of 7, Jul 14 2012

       High in protein, too.
UnaBubba, Jul 16 2012

       //Immortal Soul//   

       Why has nobody released a compilation album with this title consisting of songs by Aretha Franklin, James Brown, et al.?
ytk, Jul 16 2012

       // attracting negative comments from other residents//   

       I've long suspected you lived in a nursing home.
UnaBubba, Jul 16 2012

       [+] Can the box just explode when it's full?
xandram, Jul 16 2012

       "Them drum machines ain't got no soul"   

       (The Teddy Bears)
normzone, Jul 18 2012


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