Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Tongue secure

Keep cash safe
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Remember when you were a kid and you put your tongue on a lamp-post on a winter day and it stuck? The same principle can be used by harebrained fools who are always losing their money. Keep loose change in the freezer and when you go out place sufficient for your needs on your tongue. Never worry about being out of cash when you want to use a vending machine etc. Keep keys safe too!
popemolly, Apr 20 2001


       How do you eat what you get from the vending machine with a mouth full of change?
redpony, Apr 20 2001

       i) Pockets are insecure, targets for pickpockets. Ever hear of a pickmouth?
ii)You don't have a mouthful of change - you've just put it in the machine.
popemolly, Apr 20 2001

       I must have been out of the country the year that lamppost licking became fashionable
DrBob, Apr 20 2001

       It knocked snail sucking off the top spot in the winter of '67.(Well, in my street).
popemolly, Apr 20 2001


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