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*Ack* All right! I'll turn myself in! Just stand way over there, for pity's sake! *cough* *choke*
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||And his nemesis would be Too little perfume woman - who's failure to smell like flowers would cause others to undertake acts of cruelty?
||What puzzles me is how Too Much Aftershave Man can be in so many places at once.
||RC: actually, it's just that whenever I go to use a strange telephone, Too Much Aftershave Man seems to have used it first, as the handset reeks of bad cologne.