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Topical Viagra
I seem to be channeling [benfrost]...someone should check on him. | |
Hard-on, apply directly to the phallus. Hard-on, apply directly to the phallus. Hard-on, apply direct...
Prior art.
http://www.youtube....watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 08 2010]
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Simply rub in for 15 to 20 minutes. |
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[narked-for-deletion], tragic |
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grind something or other - don't pour cold water ... |
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Don't rub it on your nose. |
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Seriously, it's amazing that isn't how viagra works anyway. The idea of taking something systemic that has such a massive localised effect would concern me. |
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//[narked-for-deletion]// ?? |
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apply directly to the dick head? |
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hehe +
dare I say [marked - for - erection]? |
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"For erections lasting more than four hours, seek
medical attention--for your partner!" |
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Dang! That explains my stiff neck. I'm gonna have to read the labels a little closer next time. To bun? To bone? To bone the bun? [+] |
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I didn't want "marked" to be picked up by an admin's search, [po]. |
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[marked-for-transfer- to-HB:drinking-category] |
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