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Topical Viagra

I seem to be channeling [benfrost]...someone should check on him.
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Hard-on, apply directly to the phallus.
Hard-on, apply directly to the phallus.
Hard-on, apply direct...

Prior art. http://www.youtube....watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 08 2010]


       Simply rub in for 15 to 20 minutes.
doctorremulac3, Oct 08 2010

       [narked-for-deletion], tragic
infidel, Oct 08 2010

       grind something or other - don't pour cold water ...
po, Oct 08 2010

       Don't rub it on your nose.
infidel, Oct 08 2010

       Seriously, it's amazing that isn't how viagra works anyway. The idea of taking something systemic that has such a massive localised effect would concern me.
wagster, Oct 08 2010

       //[narked-for-deletion]// ??
po, Oct 08 2010

       apply directly to the dick head?
theircompetitor, Oct 08 2010

       hehe +
dare I say [marked - for - erection]?
xandram, Oct 08 2010

       "For erections lasting more than four hours, seek medical attention--for your partner!"
Boomershine, Oct 08 2010

       Dang! That explains my stiff neck. I'm gonna have to read the labels a little closer next time. To bun? To bone? To bone the bun? [+]
Grogster, Oct 08 2010

       I didn't want "marked" to be picked up by an admin's search, [po].
infidel, Oct 09 2010

       [marked-for-transfer- to-HB:drinking-category]
FlyingToaster, Oct 09 2010

       bone shaped bun
Voice, Oct 12 2010


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