h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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How often have you found yourself wishing your fingers could glide more easily across the screen of your iPhone, iPad or other smartphone? Well now you can multi-touch with ease.
A small, pocket-portable spray can of grease, similar to anti-stick spray used in kitchens, could be your ticket to a
frictionless future. Just apply liberally to the front of the device. Now the CPU will have to play catch-up with you, not vice-versa!
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//How often...// In total? Counting all the times? Not
once. |
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How often have you asked a rhetorical question, only to be
disappointed when people actually answer it? |
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This stuff already exists. It is secreted by my fingers. |
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French fries might work. Squash a french fry on your ipod/pad and rub it around until you get an even coating. [+] |
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I'd suggest a silicone lubricant spray rather than vegetable oil. |
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I find that I play arcade games on my Android touchphone. Normal finger grease actually slows me down. So, a liberal coating of pizza grease helps my gameplay considerably. I'll have to stop doing it when my phone is no longer under warranty though! |
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