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Train Carriages Dog Biscuit

get dogs to grind up trains like Godzilla
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In all films featuring the monster known as Godzilla, there is a scene where an urban train gets torn off the track, and chewed into a mangled mess, but why should Godzilla have all the fun? Train Carriages Dog Biscuit brings this most satisfying activity to every pet dog who all enjoy playing while eating their food.

The trains are quite long and come as either single carriages or as 3 connected cars for larger dogs. A rubberised interior provides some degree of resistance, and this is covered by eatable crunchy biscuit material, enabling the dog to crunch, drool over, shake around, and chew on the carriages for a considerable time as the surface detail disintegrates under grinding molars.

Photographs should be taken and posted to a site where a weekly prize is awarded for the most dramatic Godzilla-like pose.

xenzag, Dec 04 2019

Godzilla https://www.worthpo...ul-image-1889962275
poster of the wonderful train eating Godzilla - can your dog beat this? [xenzag, Dec 04 2019]

https://www.macmill...ary/british/eatable [xenzag, Dec 05 2019]

Mares eat oats... https://en.wikipedi...g/wiki/Mairzy_Doats
... according to the song. [8th of 7, Dec 05 2019]


       Also available: biplane dog biscuits
hippo, Dec 04 2019

       If the Beano is to be believed, it may be better to print a train carriage pattern on sausage skin.
calum, Dec 04 2019

       Can there be a "political campaign bus" version ?   

       [+] anyway.
8th of 7, Dec 04 2019

       Yes - of course. Any flavour of bus is possible in addition to the train carriages.
xenzag, Dec 04 2019

       // eatable //   

       So it can be eaten, but the dog might die as a result? I want at least a tiny bit of assurance that it's safe…
notexactly, Dec 05 2019

       All pet food has been tested on humans to ensure that it's completely harmless.
xenzag, Dec 05 2019

       So why don't you say it's edible, then?
notexactly, Dec 05 2019

       You're barking up the wrong train. (see link)
xenzag, Dec 05 2019

       Dogs don't eat bark, anyway. It's mostly cellulose, and they can't digest it. Some dogs (the stupid ones) chew sticks, but from quite different motives. Goats eat bark, though; and mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy...
8th of 7, Dec 05 2019

       I was going to link to an idea where the distinction between 'edible' and 'eatable' was discussed the other month, but I can't find it. Maybe it was one of [Ian Tindale]'s.
notexactly, Dec 05 2019

       That train looks rather ordinary and is, in fact, not eating Godzilla.
Voice, Dec 06 2019


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